Mister Man the Guy's definitions

Ooda Soh Clonndiktu

A general proclamation, usually used when you are without proper riposte to another's previous statement. Thought to be from the ancient Mesopotamian "oh so Klondike" which, of course, means "How stupid can you be?"

James: "Damn, I just OWNED you on Halo! How do you like me NOW?"
Jason: "......ooda soh clonndiktu."

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004

gonoherpesyphillaids

Thought to be the legendary, ultimate STD. Mentioned in almost every religion's rendition of the Apocalypse.

And the Lord sayeth, the antiChrist shall be upon thee, and he shall bear the unholy mark...of gonoherpesyphillaids.

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004

bad assery

The act of perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior.

Zell Miller has redefined bad assery.

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004

P.P.S.

Public Piss Syndrome. Describes the inability some people have to urinate in public bathrooms when other people are around.

It took Dave ten minutes to go piss...the fucker has P.P.S. real bad.

by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004

sailbox

What results from the act of striking a mailbox with a bat or golf club so hard that it flies through the air. It goes "sailing" through the air, hence, "sailbox."

We drove by Trent's house last night with the crowbar, and SLAM! Sailbox!

by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004

Oh Billy

A general exclamation, demonstrating mostly dismay or displeasure with a situation. See also Fuck a pig with a stick

*as your car flies off a cliff* OH BILLY!

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004