Mister Ignorant's definitions

jbl john bradshaw layfield

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.

All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

by Mister Ignorant July 14, 2004

118

The three numbers at the start of a directory enquieries service. BT used to be the sole provider with the number 192 but now it has been replaced by many other companies with their services. The list of numbers in the UK alone to this date are:

118000 118005 118006 118008 118019 118023 118025 118030 118049 118069 118080 118090 118097 118099 118102 118103 118111 118113 118114 118117 118118 118119 118120 118128 118136 118141 118158 118178 118180 118181 118183 118184 118189 118199 118200 118212 118218 118220 118221 118222 118225 118229 118232 118234 118242 118246 118247 118258 118262 118288 118308 118318 118321 118323 118334 118338 118339 118354 118355 118366 118373 118374 118375 118383 118390 118391 118400 118404 118424 118425 118428 118429 118437 118440 118453 118455 118456 118487 118499 118500 118508 118511 118518 118528 118543 118554 118559 118560 118561 118567 118588 118592 118606 118634 118687 118696 118700 118707 118723 118737 118739 118747 118770 118773 118774 118797 118800 118806 118810 118811 118814 118815 118825 118832 118848 118850 118864 118866 118869 118877 118878 118888 118895

While this might be good for consumer sovereignty, some of the services are down right stupid.

118453 for Gay & Lesbian Directory Enquiries? WTF?

by Mister Ignorant April 21, 2004

oi!

For those who think Hula Hoops shouldn't be round.

Oi, *insert name here* NOOOOOOOO! Hula Hoops are round and they'll stay around for ever!

by Mister Ignorant April 21, 2004

mcdonalds

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

edna krabappoly

The Edna Krabapple version of Monopoly, known to go after Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly and Galip-olopoly

Still doesn't beat normal Monopoly though

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

dawn of the dead

March 14th 2004.

The Undertaker's return to the darkside.

Rest in peace.

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

scroll lock

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.

There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004