Mister Delicious's definitions

pimp button

Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.

My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.

by mister delicious July 24, 2007

R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.

Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.

by mister delicious June 26, 2007

collars for dollars

When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.

Tom has to be in debt nowadays, look at that collars for dollars pinch he just brought in.

by mister delicious June 16, 2007

'yo

Word used before, after, or during a sentence that makes it cooler

Group of hot chicks: Ben, where are you going?
Ben: I got some shit to do ladies, later 'yo.

Sweet, 'yo!

'Yo, I gotta take a shit, yo'

by mister delicious June 14, 2007

Juke Master

That one dude amongst a group of friends/coworkers that is always getting into some type of shady shit.

That freakin Juke Master Dion is at it again; he's unbelieveable!

by mister delicious June 14, 2007

titanic

The act of bumming a smoke off a person in which you take one, put it in your mouth and light it up, then you take another one and put it behind your ear.
It was the only cool thing that Leonardo Dicaprio's gay ass did during the movie TITANIC.

Some jag bag at the bar titanic'd me last night; that's the last time I bum a random a smoke.

by mister delicious June 2, 2007

Big Business

A large, portly fellow, usually of caucasion descent that feels he is better than everyone else. Typically feels he can reach goals and achievements way out of his league. However, from time to time, Big Business falls within a "grumpy" spell.

Look at Big Business over there talkin to that hot chick. There's no way he'll ever touch that!

by mister delicious February 24, 2007