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Definitions by Mister Arbiter

Six Sixes 

The Six Sixes is a list that Western women use to assess the quality of dateable/marriageable men for a potential mate. These same women have these standards for their ideal man.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
Jill has a standard Jack, do you meet the six sixes requirements?
Six Sixes by Mister Arbiter April 27, 2024

Yellow Knight 

A Yellow Knight refers to a cowardly man who chooses to run away when things get tough. The color yellow stands for cowardice and deceit.
Jack keeps yellow knighting us before the big brawl.
Yellow Knight by Mister Arbiter April 26, 2024

Silver Knight 

He is a man who is not a "Knight in Shining Armor" but pretends to be one. He tells others what they want to hear and does things solely to make himself look good. Likewise, he does not really care about what other people have to say or think because he does things for his own self-interest.

He is a man who has never had his metal truly tested. He's basically a fake Gold Knight.
Jack the Silver Knight strikes again! He told our teacher that he would help us out on our school project and never followed through! Go figure.
Silver Knight by Mister Arbiter April 25, 2024

Gold Knight 

Gold Knight is a synonym for the idiom "Knight in Shining Armor."

A Gold Knight is a man that helps a woman when she's in distress. This chivalrous man protects women in difficult situations if necessary. He is always ready to rescue her from distress. This type of man also has a heart of gold, meaning that he treats others with goodness and kindness.
My husband is kind to people and determined to fix problems. I married a Gold Knight!
Gold Knight by Mister Arbiter April 25, 2024