hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom July 26, 2005

Sounds-kit

A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.

I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!

by MistahTom July 26, 2005

San Diego Thank You

Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.

by Mistahtom April 19, 2010

mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.

I freakin' failed o. chem last mester

by Mistahtom March 04, 2006

Border Gay

A gay illegal immigrant.

Stephen Colbert called his gay illegal immigrant guest "Border Gay."

by Mistahtom July 15, 2011

'mos

Short for homos or gay people

Guy1: You wanna go to S.F. ?
Guy2: Nah too many 'mos

by Mistahtom January 07, 2006