by MistahTom June 11, 2006

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.
Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.
by Mistahtom April 19, 2010

Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
by Mistahtom February 13, 2010

by mistahtom May 30, 2006

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
by MistahTom October 21, 2005

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by mistahtom May 22, 2006

by MistahTom November 25, 2005
