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Definitions by MissBlob

Eating Curm 

When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.
“She said she’d only try anal if I agreed to eating curm from her arse after. It was disgusting
Eating Curm by MissBlob June 11, 2018

Bloody Slushy 

When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.
“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”

“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”

“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”
Bloody Slushy by MissBlob June 5, 2018

Boulder Block 

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
Boulder Block by MissBlob May 7, 2018
Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse
“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”
Spuck by MissBlob May 7, 2018
Used when someone is full up from eating so much
I ate too many brussel sprouts and I’m flup”
Flup by MissBlob February 26, 2018
Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.
“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex
Flub by MissBlob February 18, 2018