When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
by MissBlob May 07, 2018
When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse
“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”
by MissBlob September 02, 2019
“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”
“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”
“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”
by MissBlob October 13, 2019
by MissBlob February 26, 2018
Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out
“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
by MissBlob September 02, 2019
“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”
by MissBlob September 17, 2019