MissBlob's definitions

Bloody Slushy

When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.

“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”

“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”

“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”

by MissBlob June 5, 2018

Flup

Used when someone is full up from eating so much

“I ate too many brussel sprouts and I’m flup”

by MissBlob February 26, 2018

Gherkphobia

The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you

“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”

“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”

by MissBlob October 13, 2019

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019

Shwet

Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out

“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”

“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Peellying

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.

“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019