Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out
“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you
“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”
“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”
When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out
“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”
Saggy Boobs
“Her droobs were so saggy that Ricky has to sit on the floor to suck them”
“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”
Felling like a fat ugly lump.
Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.
“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”
Smegma, dick cheese
“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
