MissBlob's definitions

Flup

Used when someone is full up from eating so much

“I ate too many brussel sprouts and I’m flup”

by MissBlob February 26, 2018

Bloody Slushy

When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.

“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”

“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”

“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”

by MissBlob June 5, 2018

Peellying

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.

“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.

“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

by MissBlob May 10, 2021

Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019