The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
by MinecraftBloke123 May 4, 2023
Get the Wet Toast Eaglesmug. Guy 1: Do you use the default skins like a noob (Steve and Alex) or did you have a different epic one like a pro?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
Get the Stevemug. A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).
The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023
Get the United Australia Partymug. 1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
Get the Dan Andrewsmug. A useless fuck. Not as bad as Anthony Albanese (Albo) though. Bill Shorten is an Australian politician who is the member for Maribyrnong in the House of Representatives. When he was Opposition Leader, he led his party (the centre-left Labor Party) to lost two consecutive losses, obviously both times were to the centre-right Coalition (which is a coalition between the Liberal Party and the National Party) because minor parties are hopeless in terms of trying to win government and elect the Prime Minister. The first time he lost was in 2016 to Malcolm Turnbull. Then he lost to Scott Morrison (Scomo) in 2019. Then he resigned as Labor leader but not from Parliament. Now he’s in Albo’s Cabinet. He invented the National Disability Insurance Scheme (the NDIS). In summary, he’s also known as Bull Shorty or Bullshit Shorten.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023
Get the Bill Shortenmug. 1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
by MinecraftBloke123 September 8, 2023
Get the Dan Andrewsingmug.