Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
by MinecraftBloke123 May 04, 2023
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Dan Andrews

1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!
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Dan Andrewsing

1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
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Albo

Anthony Albanese, the Prime Minister of Australia who fucking sucks. Basically just a shit cunt.
Jeff: Albo is shit.
Bob: Yeah ScoMo and Dutton are way better.
Dave: Fuck that woke bitch Albo.
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Liberal Party

A good party in Australia that is centre-right and liberal conservative.
Guy 1: Who are you voting for?
Guy 2: I'm voting for the Liberal Party like usual. They are a good party unlike the Labor Party or the Greens.
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