Skip to main content

Minecraft Muffin's definitions

alika cujee

"I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.
Friend: *Gets a new cut*
John: "Alika Cujee" *Slaps back of his friend's head into oblivion*
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
mugGet the alika cujeemug.

jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxz

You have already tried typing all of the keys in a spiral-like fashion starting in the LEFT of the middle row,

" sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm " but now you decided to take the ultimate task of starting in the left of the middle row, making a spiral. This is a much harder task due to the locations of the keys on the keyboard, when you are about halfway through.

If you are actually doing this, you are either mentally unhealthy, or have nothing else to do in life.
John: Hey! I just typed " jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxz " in urban dictionary for fun!

Robert: John, you seriously need to get an actual life, get a job or something. You have been doing this for almost 2 months now, im scared for you. Your family is worried about you. Please... Seek mental help.
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
mugGet the jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxzmug.

enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
mugGet the enchanting tablemug.

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
mugGet the ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?mug.

Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
mugGet the Green Beardmug.

mario movie

Retard: Mario Movie is actually pretty good!
Every functioning human: No
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
mugGet the mario moviemug.

jay jeon

The Worst Human To have ever lived (may be human). He is most known for creating the terrible monstrosity that is, "CocoMelon". This channel is threatening the minds of today's youth (small children only, young teens mentality are threatened by tiktok and fortnite.. (cancer).)

"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!

Report all of their videos for spam

Dislike all their "videos"

Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'

If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)

If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.

Sub to pewds.
John: Who Made CocoMelon?
Mike: Jay Jeon
John: Fuck That Guy!
Mike: Yeah
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
mugGet the jay jeonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email