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Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
Get the your manager mug."I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
Get the alika cujee mug.This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
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A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
Get the Green Beard mug.After you put in ever possible combination of the keyboard, you just start spamming random letters into the urban dictionary search bar. Do you even realize how lucky you are to see this? you just spammed the exact same letters as i did before i decided to make this definition. It is so unlikely to ever happen that i doubt anyone will see this just from simply typing the "word" into the search bar.
John: I've done every possible combination of the letters on the keyboard, spirals, rows, everything. So I'm just goin to start spamming letters into the urban dictionary search bar.
The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "
Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.
John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!
Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "
Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.
John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!
Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
Get the khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh mug.You have already tried typing all of the keys in a spiral-like fashion starting in the LEFT of the middle row,
" sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm " but now you decided to take the ultimate task of starting in the left of the middle row, making a spiral. This is a much harder task due to the locations of the keys on the keyboard, when you are about halfway through.
If you are actually doing this, you are either mentally unhealthy, or have nothing else to do in life.
" sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm " but now you decided to take the ultimate task of starting in the left of the middle row, making a spiral. This is a much harder task due to the locations of the keys on the keyboard, when you are about halfway through.
If you are actually doing this, you are either mentally unhealthy, or have nothing else to do in life.
John: Hey! I just typed " jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxz " in urban dictionary for fun!
Robert: John, you seriously need to get an actual life, get a job or something. You have been doing this for almost 2 months now, im scared for you. Your family is worried about you. Please... Seek mental help.
Robert: John, you seriously need to get an actual life, get a job or something. You have been doing this for almost 2 months now, im scared for you. Your family is worried about you. Please... Seek mental help.
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
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