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Definitions by Minecraft Muffin

Green Beard 

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
Green Beard by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025

english or spanish 

Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”

The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay

They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

jay jeon 

The Worst Human To have ever lived (may be human). He is most known for creating the terrible monstrosity that is, "CocoMelon". This channel is threatening the minds of today's youth (small children only, young teens mentality are threatened by tiktok and fortnite.. (cancer).)

"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!

Report all of their videos for spam

Dislike all their "videos"

Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'

If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)

If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.

Sub to pewds.
John: Who Made CocoMelon?
Mike: Jay Jeon
John: Fuck That Guy!
Mike: Yeah
jay jeon by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

Scissors 

The one of three possible choices you can make while playing RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors). This choice is used to destroy is natural enemy, paper. But this choice is very vulnerable to rock... But we don't talk about rock...
John and Steven together: "Rock, Paper, Scissors, AND, SHOOT!"
Steven: *Chooses Paper*
John: *Chooses Scissors*
John: "HA YES! I won!"
Steven (sore loser): "Shut up"
Scissors by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020

enchanting table 

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot

your manager 

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
your manager by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020