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english or spanish

Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”

The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay

They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days
by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024
mugGet the english or spanishmug.

alika cujee

"I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.
Friend: *Gets a new cut*
John: "Alika Cujee" *Slaps back of his friend's head into oblivion*
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
mugGet the alika cujeemug.

Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
mugGet the Green Beardmug.

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
mugGet the ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?mug.

mario movie

Retard: Mario Movie is actually pretty good!
Every functioning human: No
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
mugGet the mario moviemug.

Scissors

The one of three possible choices you can make while playing RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors). This choice is used to destroy is natural enemy, paper. But this choice is very vulnerable to rock... But we don't talk about rock...
John and Steven together: "Rock, Paper, Scissors, AND, SHOOT!"
Steven: *Chooses Paper*
John: *Chooses Scissors*
John: "HA YES! I won!"
Steven (sore loser): "Shut up"
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
mugGet the Scissorsmug.

jay jeon

The Worst Human To have ever lived (may be human). He is most known for creating the terrible monstrosity that is, "CocoMelon". This channel is threatening the minds of today's youth (small children only, young teens mentality are threatened by tiktok and fortnite.. (cancer).)

"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!

Report all of their videos for spam

Dislike all their "videos"

Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'

If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)

If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.

Sub to pewds.
John: Who Made CocoMelon?
Mike: Jay Jeon
John: Fuck That Guy!
Mike: Yeah
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
mugGet the jay jeonmug.

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