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Scissors

The one of three possible choices you can make while playing RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors). This choice is used to destroy is natural enemy, paper. But this choice is very vulnerable to rock... But we don't talk about rock...
John and Steven together: "Rock, Paper, Scissors, AND, SHOOT!"
Steven: *Chooses Paper*
John: *Chooses Scissors*
John: "HA YES! I won!"
Steven (sore loser): "Shut up"
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
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your manager

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
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alika cujee

"I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.
Friend: *Gets a new cut*
John: "Alika Cujee" *Slaps back of his friend's head into oblivion*
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
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jay jeon

The Worst Human To have ever lived (may be human). He is most known for creating the terrible monstrosity that is, "CocoMelon". This channel is threatening the minds of today's youth (small children only, young teens mentality are threatened by tiktok and fortnite.. (cancer).)

"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!

Report all of their videos for spam

Dislike all their "videos"

Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'

If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)

If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.

Sub to pewds.
John: Who Made CocoMelon?
Mike: Jay Jeon
John: Fuck That Guy!
Mike: Yeah
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
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mario movie

Retard: Mario Movie is actually pretty good!
Every functioning human: No
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
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Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
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khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh

After you put in ever possible combination of the keyboard, you just start spamming random letters into the urban dictionary search bar. Do you even realize how lucky you are to see this? you just spammed the exact same letters as i did before i decided to make this definition. It is so unlikely to ever happen that i doubt anyone will see this just from simply typing the "word" into the search bar.
John: I've done every possible combination of the letters on the keyboard, spirals, rows, everything. So I'm just goin to start spamming letters into the urban dictionary search bar.

The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "

Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.

John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!

Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
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