Minecraft Muffin's definitions
Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”
The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay
They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay
They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days
by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024
Get the english or spanishmug. Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
Get the your managermug. After you put in ever possible combination of the keyboard, you just start spamming random letters into the urban dictionary search bar. Do you even realize how lucky you are to see this? you just spammed the exact same letters as i did before i decided to make this definition. It is so unlikely to ever happen that i doubt anyone will see this just from simply typing the "word" into the search bar.
John: I've done every possible combination of the letters on the keyboard, spirals, rows, everything. So I'm just goin to start spamming letters into the urban dictionary search bar.
The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "
Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.
John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!
Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
The first thing that came up was: " khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjsh "
Jarred: John I thought you went to a councilor to help deal with your mental disorder of typing random ass shit into urban dictionary.
John: I did, but they couldn't help. They said it was so serious that i would be better off just embracing it instead of seeking help!
Jarred: I don't believe you for a second...
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
Get the khbkfjbsvzjcebcenvhsbjshmug. The Worst Human To have ever lived (may be human). He is most known for creating the terrible monstrosity that is, "CocoMelon". This channel is threatening the minds of today's youth (small children only, young teens mentality are threatened by tiktok and fortnite.. (cancer).)
"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!
Report all of their videos for spam
Dislike all their "videos"
Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'
If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)
If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.
Sub to pewds.
"What can i do to stop the spread of this disease?" You May Be Asking.
GOOD QUESTION!
Report all of their videos for spam
Dislike all their "videos"
Make sure you are unsubscribed from their channel on all of you google accounts, as well as your family members'
If you have a yunger sibling who watches this channel, make them watch something else, and if your parents ask why, just say that its dumb then make some fake lie about their channel creator being a pedo (he probably is)
If they are recommended in your feed, block their channel t make your opinion of their channel clear to the algorithm.
Sub to pewds.
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
Get the jay jeonmug. by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
Get the enchanting tablemug. You have already tried typing all of the keys in a spiral-like fashion starting in the LEFT of the middle row,
" sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm " but now you decided to take the ultimate task of starting in the left of the middle row, making a spiral. This is a much harder task due to the locations of the keys on the keyboard, when you are about halfway through.
If you are actually doing this, you are either mentally unhealthy, or have nothing else to do in life.
" sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm " but now you decided to take the ultimate task of starting in the left of the middle row, making a spiral. This is a much harder task due to the locations of the keys on the keyboard, when you are about halfway through.
If you are actually doing this, you are either mentally unhealthy, or have nothing else to do in life.
John: Hey! I just typed " jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxz " in urban dictionary for fun!
Robert: John, you seriously need to get an actual life, get a job or something. You have been doing this for almost 2 months now, im scared for you. Your family is worried about you. Please... Seek mental help.
Robert: John, you seriously need to get an actual life, get a job or something. You have been doing this for almost 2 months now, im scared for you. Your family is worried about you. Please... Seek mental help.
by Minecraft Muffin September 30, 2020
Get the jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxzmug. "I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
Get the alika cujeemug.