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50 shades of nay

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.
“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 6, 2023
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This is business; not personal.

This is business; not personal. — “THIS IS BUSINESS, NOT PERSONAL”, is perhaps the most seminal teaching; and, the most valuable lesson taken from the movie The Godfather. The rule foreshadowed the coming age where corporations would be considered as people and the lives of individuals would be over shadowed by the need for a corporation to continue unobstructed.

One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.

Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.

This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.

It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
Amazon just replaced thousands of individual human employees with computer automation and scanners; but, This is business; not personal.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023
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45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 — a slogan to commemorate the day and the reason Donald J. Trump was arrested and charged with 34 felonies.
Where where you when 45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
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mess around and find out

The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 6, 2022
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Make your next move your best move

Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023
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The Great White NOPE!

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
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Trump Drama

Trump Drama — The penchant of the twice impeached failed president to find himself the “king of fucked up firsts”:

— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.

Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.

Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
The Republican Party is tired of Trump Drama; and, quite a few members have become DeSantis Curious.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
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