Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
Get the A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!mug. A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021
Get the Lawd Geezizmug. Governor DeShaggy — Another name for The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; The Great White Nope; The most awkward political candidate in the world: Ron DeSantis.
When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.
Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!
When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.
Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!
Refusing to take responsibility for his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools Governor DeShaggy in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023
Get the Governor DeShaggymug. Egoism strictly defined is the habit of valuing everything only in reference to one's personal interest. It’s a kind of selfishness and it’s opposite is altruism.
Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.
Jus sayin’.
Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.
Jus sayin’.
In an act of total metaegoism, Mindhunter the Profiler added his Urban Dictionary contributor’s name to the Urban Dictionary. That’s some meta fo’ yo’ ass!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
Get the Metaegoismmug. MAGA-ritaville — Another name for Florida — with apologies to the late, great Jimmy Buffet.
Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame
but if he had your vote
Well — it could be your fault.
Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame
but if he had your vote
Well — it could be your fault.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023
Get the MAGA-ritavillemug. Improvised prison comfort food.
This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.
The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.
Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.
The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.
Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
Man! I’ve been out for a minute but I still like to eat me a Zoo Pie now that I’m home. It’s one of the best memories of being inside. Everybody can’t make themselves a Zoo Pie. You have to have commissary to eat them joints!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the Zoo Piemug. Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023
Get the Don’t look back in anger.mug.