Puerta R.I.C.O.

Puerta R.I.C.O. — A new name for Georgia meaning “gateway to R.I.C.O. charges.A play on the name Puerto Rico, the island where Donald Trump callously threw rolls of paper towels to people who lost everything to tropical hurricanes in October of 2017.

Puerta R.I.C.O. as a name for Georgia refers to Monday August 14th 2023 when an Atlanta-based grand jury indicted former President Donald J. Trump and 18 co-defendants on state charges stemming from their efforts to overturn the former president’s 2020 electoral defeat in the Peach State.

91 total charges in four jurisdictions and four mug shots later we now have, as of August 15th 2023, a Republican front runner that is out on bail in four pending court cases.

GOD BLESS AMERICA?
The new name for Georgia is Puerta R.I.C.O. “the gateway to charging Trump with racketeering charges. “Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind”!!!!!!!!
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45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 — a slogan to commemorate the day and the reason Donald J. Trump was arrested and charged with 34 felonies.
Where where you when 45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023?
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The five elements of voguing

This dance style was developed in the 1960’s in the Black and Latino Gay Ballroom Scene in Harlem New York. It was inspired by Vogue Magazine and the poses models would strike in order to be photographed. Examples of this art form can be seen in the film Paris is Burning.

And fuck Madonna’s video. The bitch!!!!

The five foundational elements of Voguing are: Hand/Arm Performance, Catwalk, Duckwalk, Spins & Dips and Floor Performance. From these five pivotal elements arise three primary styles:

Old Way: formerly also known as pop dip & spin or performance. This is the original voguing style and the basis for the development of the subsequent contemporary styles. Voguing in the old way it its purest form is a dance duel between two rivals. New Way and Vogue Fem grew from this foundational form.

New way: characterized by its precision in creating complex angles, boxes, lines and illusions with the arms, wrists and hands. It was used by performers inspired by the extreme flexibility and poses of contortionists, gymnast, yoga practitioners and haute couture fashion.

Vogue Fem is based on Old Way performance and embodies an extremely feminine appearance and movement. Its influences come from Modern Dance, Ballet, Figure Skating and Pantomime. The two characteristic dynamics in the presentation of this style are: “dramatic” – very fast with impressive and “soft & cunt” that emphasizes the grace and beauty of women by rather slow movements.
The five elements of voguing are analogous to the five elements of Hip-Hop; and, both art forms borrowed the five elements structure from Kung Fu movies shown on 42nd street before Disney and gentrification turned The Deuce into a tourist trap,
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mindhunter the profiler

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
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I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one jobONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!
You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!
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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
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ready to risk it all!

“Ready to risk it all!” describes a state of mind wherein an individual has completely lost all rationality and sense of inhibition in a situation that could quite possibly end or ruin his life or career forever. It’s all about: forbidden behavior in too public a place; with too many lights; too many cameras; and waaaaaaaay too many witnesses.
It was his last night as a bachelor and all of the dancers knew it. Redheads were is Kryptonite and by the time “Red” had finished her lap dance he was ready to risk it all!
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