Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions

an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

protect the booty and not be fruity

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!

According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023

The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rule

The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rule — This rule is similar to The Slipping into Darkness Rule. If you hear any version of the song Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood in a movie, television show, or documentary, it is pointing to an individual in deep thought and torn between two worlds.

Examples of this song being used include:

The Gifted season 1 episode 1
Nobody
Oz season 1 episode 8
Luther season 1 episode 6
Aquarius season 1 episode 13
Snowfall season 1 episode 1
Training Day season 1 episode 12 Part 1
What Happened to Miss Simone
Titans season 3 episode 7

The Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood Rule applies to the use of a version of the song — either The Animals version or the Nina Simone version — used in a television show, documentary, or a movie to portray the protagonist as struggling and being caught between two worlds.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023

shell hunger

shell hunger — unnecessary death caused by the lack of sufficient ammunition in the midst of a fire fight.

Before Ukrainians die of starvation or cold weather, many good men women and children will die of shell hunger if we don’t give that country the weapons it needs. ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

It will be over when I’m dead!

It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.

Example:

First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.

Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023