Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions

Make your next move your best move

Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.

When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023

This…is my Jesus

This…is my Jesus is a flexibly productive ejaculation describing any person; event; timing, or situation P.E.T.S that nurtures a person as he or she experiences a tremendous personal growth spurt while maximizing their human potential. For some people it may actually be Jesus; but for others it could be a city; a person; love; a drug; a mystical experience; or a damn good burger with all the fixings. The use of this saying is very individually driven. Often usages of this saying conflict. It takes balls to use this expression publicly..

Here are some examples of how to use “This…is my Jesus” in a sentence:

Man eating a Fat Burger:”Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this burger is my Jesus!”
Offended friend sitting with him: FOOL!!!!!! “Jesus is my Jesus”.

Man smoking particularly good Hawaiian Kona Kush exhaling and saying: “This Kush is my Jesus.”

A single man spending a month in Amsterdam overlooking the canal: “This city is my Jesus.”

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023

Team work makes the dream work

The realization that no one succeeds alone is colloquially stated: “team work makes the dream work”. The fastest way to make your dreams come true is to invite very skilled people into your life and your dreams.

Best man offering a toast to the bride and groom: What most people don’t know about the night they met; I was the wing man; and, I distracted the maid of honor so that my Buddy here could bust his moves — TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023

Bony-eared ass fish

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.

The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023

Riker’s Island green cup

Riker’s Island green cup — part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Riker’s Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink — using prison ingenuity — while in his cell. Often when prisoners “graduate” — leave prison — they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.

You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.

Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Riker’s Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.

You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 3, 2023

P.E.T.S.

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.

One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023

212/1.25kg

212/1.25kg is a name for Hennessy White. In this example, the cognac is being identified by its approximate price for an exact amount. You say: “two twelve/one point two five/Kay Gee!!!!!” with an excited emphasis because if you are offered this as a gift; or, served this by a friend for no other reason than friendship — well, that’s just the definition of a good day!

Even if the price goes up, the name doesn’t change because the name is derived from a first experience of purchasing and drinking this wonderful beverage, which — if you need to know — is 40% alcohol by volume. A perfect gift for an old man with “old man knees”.

1) Daughter: what should we get Daddy for his birthday.
Son: You know he liked it last year when we got him some of that 212/1.25kg. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it; and, you know he would never buy that for himself.

2) It is NEVER cool to say “212/1.25 kg — because I like my cognac like I like my women!!!!!”. NEVER!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 7, 2023