Miller's definitions

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005

comic

As in Captain Comic, the legendary video game from the 80's

Captain Comic is gonna beam joo!

by Miller June 30, 2004

kebap

Hungarian fast food, usually served with french fries.

The downtown's kebap place's owner's Toyota was torched last wednesday.

by Miller December 15, 2003

perambulator

Urban child transportation vehicle operating on 4 wheels or more.

Johnny was hit by a perambulator when he was a child.

by Miller August 30, 2003

Wurdulak

Name of mad grind metal band, yet also a word meaning 'wicked' that can be used as an expression of astonishment, interst or excitement.

Wurdulak, man!

by miller November 20, 2003

beLaurenent

when one gets hostile and aggressive, like Lauren

I got all drunk and beLaurenent last night.

by miller February 11, 2005

Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004