Definitions by Miles the Magnificent

BMW 

A big maine woman

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's

BMW by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011

Whorrent 

An individual who downloads a mass amount of media they'll never look at because it's free to them through torrents.

What's up with all these flash drives?
Oh, those are my roommate's, she's a total whorrent.

Whorrent by Miles the Magnificent November 7, 2010

Pontil 

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

Pontil by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010

Ass Candy

When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.

You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!

Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!

Ass Candy by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010

Duded up 

The guy's equivalent of dressing up for a night on the town.

If I wanted to get duded up I'd throw on some cargo pants and my Shonen Knife t-shirt.

Duded up by Miles the Magnificent September 20, 2010

Youtube Hero 

Someone devoid of talent who whores themselves out shamelessly looking for subscribers by posting way too many crappy videos on a regular basis.

Fred is a youtube hero.

Youtube Hero by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010

Youtube Jackpot 

When your video comes up first in the search results for something general, landing you a shitload of views. Coupled with Google Ads it's like winning a jackpot.

Jane's video of her cat licking peanut butter beat out all the other videos of cats licking peanut butter, so Jane hit the youtube jackpot with 40 million views and 20,000 dollars from adsense.

Youtube Jackpot by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010