Prison School

A school so bad that bars are installed over the windows to stop kids from jumping out the window in the middle of the day.

My elementary school was a prison school; rather than exit via fire escapes during an emergency, we were expected to march down the stairs in a neat and orderly fashion. Ha.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Ass Candy

When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.

You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!

Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!

by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010

Youtube Jackpot

When your video comes up first in the search results for something general, landing you a shitload of views. Coupled with Google Ads it's like winning a jackpot.

Jane's video of her cat licking peanut butter beat out all the other videos of cats licking peanut butter, so Jane hit the youtube jackpot with 40 million views and 20,000 dollars from adsense.

by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010

Duded up

The guy's equivalent of dressing up for a night on the town.

If I wanted to get duded up I'd throw on some cargo pants and my Shonen Knife t-shirt.

by Miles the Magnificent September 20, 2010

Whorrent

An individual who downloads a mass amount of media they'll never look at because it's free to them through torrents.

What's up with all these flash drives?
Oh, those are my roommate's, she's a total whorrent.

by Miles the Magnificent November 07, 2010

Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.

Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?

by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010