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Bielefeld

Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.

Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
by Milanifan June 21, 2010
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Pulling a Vinkie

Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.

If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.
A: Where's the boss?

B: he left already.

A: Vinkie!

B: Dude, it's half past 5, too late for pulling a Vinkie!
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
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WTF

Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.
Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?
by Milanifan December 7, 2010
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Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
by Milanifan May 9, 2010
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WAD

Wednesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to WND.

Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking.
Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage.

Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!
A: Are we going for WND today?

B: Why not make it a WAD for once?

A: I'm in!
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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Honeycomb

Release 3.5 of Google's Android.

Although Gingerbread is not yet available, Google is already working on Android 3.5.
No idea what it will look like, but it will be great!

Froyo and Gingerbread are said to perform great with a 1 Ghz processor but Honeycomb and Ice Cream for sure will need faster hardware.
A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?

B: Have you seen the Honeycomb demo?

A: Huh?

B: Dude, 3.5, get with the program!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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xND proof

A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.

Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always

pull a Zewald.
Good to finally have met X, he's xND proof for sure!
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
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