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Coevorden

(Sometimes misspelled as Coevoorden)

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevordencomplot). This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevorden-conspiracy
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
by Milanifan May 9, 2010
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WTF

Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.
Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?
by Milanifan December 7, 2010
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LTE

Long Term Evolution

Marketed by a lot of telco's as the forth generation in mobile networks (4G) but actually is still part of the third generation of mobile telecommunication and should actually be called 3.9G.

LTE Advanced, the already planned successor of LTE, will be a true 4G network.

LTE Advanced will theorattically reach a download speed of 1000 Mbit/s, LTE will have a maximum of 100 Mbit/s. LTE Advanced should be able to reach this this download speed even when you are in a moving car or train.
Wow, my iPhone is advanced, it has LTE already!
by Milanifan August 25, 2013
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Multi-tap

First generation texting software.
Very annoying, because you have to click the buttons really a lot. e.g. 3 times the 2 for a C, 2 times the 3 for an E.
T9 makes texting a lot easier, although a lot of people turn off their T9 and use Multi-tap all the time.

See also:

T9

Swype

Blindtype
A: My phone is giving me all these funny words!!

B: Go back to Multi-tap then, you big nerd.
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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xND proof

A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.

Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always

pull a Zewald.
Good to finally have met X, he's xND proof for sure!
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
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Honeycomb

Release 3.5 of Google's Android.

Although Gingerbread is not yet available, Google is already working on Android 3.5.
No idea what it will look like, but it will be great!

Froyo and Gingerbread are said to perform great with a 1 Ghz processor but Honeycomb and Ice Cream for sure will need faster hardware.
A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?

B: Have you seen the Honeycomb demo?

A: Huh?

B: Dude, 3.5, get with the program!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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