Bielefeld

Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.

Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
by Milanifan June 21, 2010
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Pulling a Vinkie

Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.

If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.
A: Where's the boss?

B: he left already.

A: Vinkie!

B: Dude, it's half past 5, too late for pulling a Vinkie!
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
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ThND

Thursday Night Drinks.

Going out for drinks on a Thursday night. Sometimes incorrectly called TND, which actually applies to drinks on Tuesday.

ThND is very popular among students, people who don't work on Friday and those who have not enjoyed WND.

also see:

MND, TND, WND, FND
Dude, not drinking on Wednesday is great for avoiding a hangover on Thursday, but let's compensate with ThND!
by Milanifan September 15, 2010
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RIM

1. Regional Information Manager
An IT fuction within a multinational wholesale company. Rather badly chosen because of 3.

2. Research In Motion
The Canadian company behind the BlackBerry phones.
Rather badly chosen because of 3.

3. The give oral sex to another person's anus. This is calles rimming (to rim) because people tend to lick the rim of the anus and not the inner bit.
1:
A: You should ask the RIM that.

B: The WHAT???

2:
No wonder they are called BLACKberries, they're produced by RIM!!
by Milanifan April 3, 2011
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LTE

Long Term Evolution

Marketed by a lot of telco's as the forth generation in mobile networks (4G) but actually is still part of the third generation of mobile telecommunication and should actually be called 3.9G.

LTE Advanced, the already planned successor of LTE, will be a true 4G network.

LTE Advanced will theorattically reach a download speed of 1000 Mbit/s, LTE will have a maximum of 100 Mbit/s. LTE Advanced should be able to reach this this download speed even when you are in a moving car or train.
Wow, my iPhone is advanced, it has LTE already!
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Sworty

Contration of the words Sweet and Shorty.
Usualy used as term of adorement for a person you love who's shorter then you. Use with caution though, not everyone likes to be called short (esp. men).
CC is such a sworty, she makes me sworny!
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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WTF

Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.
Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?
by Milanifan December 7, 2010
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