Definitions by Milanifan

xND proof 

A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.

Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always

pull a Zewald.

Good to finally have met X, he's xND proof for sure!

xND proof by Milanifan October 21, 2010

Pulling a Vinkie 

Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.

If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.

A: Where's the boss?

B: he left already.

A: Vinkie!

B: Dude, it's half past 5, too late for pulling a Vinkie!

Pulling a Vinkie by Milanifan October 21, 2010

SAD 

Sunday Afternoon Drinks.

Because regular folk have to work on Monday, it's wiser to start drinking on Sunday afternoon so you'll be wasted early and can go to bed in time.
Starting to drink too late on Sunday could seriously effect your appetite for

MND, TND, WND, ThND and/or FND and that would be sad...

A: Wanna meet for drinks on Sunday?

B: Sure, but let's make it a SAD, I'm not a sad jobless tosser like the rest of your friends.

A: Noon then?

B: Noon it'll be.

SAD by Milanifan October 18, 2010

Cupcake 

Release 1.5 of Google's Android.

Google didn't really go to market with Cupcake, Donut, release 1.6, was the first widely spread Android release.

A: Are you calling me a cupcake?

B: No man, I'm talking about Android phones, you donut!

Cupcake by Milanifan October 18, 2010

Android 

Google operating software for mobile phones, smartphones and tablets. Biggest rival of Apple's iPhone and Windows Mobile, although Windows Mobile is actually too tiny to be considered a competitor.

Current releases:

Cupcake Android 1.5
Donut Android 1.6
Eclair Android 2.1
Froyo Android 2.2

Future releases (October 2010):

Gingerbread Android 3.0
Honeycomb Android 3.5
Ice Cream Android 4.0

A: Why don't you get yourself an iPhone?

B: no way dude, Android for life!

Android by Milanifan October 18, 2010

Donut 

Release 1.6 of Google's Android.

The first release that went to market in a substantial manner and made it tough for Apple's iPhone. HTC was one of the first hardware producers to embrace Donut, but many followed. Eclair was released only months after Donut was.

A: Are you joining the police, you're talking about donuts quite a bit?

B: No you Apple-fool, I bought myself a proper phone!

Donut by Milanifan October 18, 2010

Eclair 

Release 2.1 of Google's Android.

2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut.

Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.

A: Do you want an eclair?

B: Oh my, are we serving posh candy today?

Eclair by Milanifan October 18, 2010