Milanifan's definitions

FAD

Friday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to FND.

After WAD the best of all AD's.

Probably the only AD that can be enjoyed on an almost weekly basis.

Biggest downside to FAD: because a lot of people only work parttime on Friday, there's a lot of civil servant or banker wankers in the pub. But on the upside, these people generally need to be home by 5, so when FND starts, they're all gone and you're nicely liquored up.

MAD, TAD and ThAD usually can't hold a candle to FAD.

A: Let's have lunch early today, OK?

B: Sure and later, we're going for FAD!!

by Milanifan January 21, 2011

LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.

Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!

by Milanifan January 2, 2017

Orgasm

That awesome feeling between sex and having to go pee.

Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.

by Milanifan January 20, 2011

Coevoorden

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevoorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevoorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevoorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevoordencomplot).
This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.

X: Have you ever been in Coevoorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy

by Milanifan August 28, 2010

Gingerbread

Release 2.3 of Google's Android.

There is still a lot unknown about Gingerbread, it is said that Google will release a music store and that 2.3 will support video calls, but that has not been confirmed. Gingerbread will have better integration with social networks and is likely to support (online) games as well.

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A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?

B: From Shrek?

A: Never mind...

by Milanifan December 8, 2010

Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.

Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.

by Milanifan May 9, 2010

WTF

Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.

Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?

by Milanifan December 7, 2010