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Coevorden

(Sometimes misspelled as Coevoorden)

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevordencomplot). This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevorden-conspiracy
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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LTE

Long Term Evolution

Marketed by a lot of telco's as the forth generation in mobile networks (4G) but actually is still part of the third generation of mobile telecommunication and should actually be called 3.9G.

LTE Advanced, the already planned successor of LTE, will be a true 4G network.

LTE Advanced will theorattically reach a download speed of 1000 Mbit/s, LTE will have a maximum of 100 Mbit/s. LTE Advanced should be able to reach this this download speed even when you are in a moving car or train.
Wow, my iPhone is advanced, it has LTE already!
by Milanifan August 25, 2013
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Orgasm

That awesome feeling between sex and having to go pee.
Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.
by Milanifan January 20, 2011
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Gingerbread

Release 2.3 of Google's Android.

There is still a lot unknown about Gingerbread, it is said that Google will release a music store and that 2.3 will support video calls, but that has not been confirmed. Gingerbread will have better integration with social networks and is likely to support (online) games as well.
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A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?

B: From Shrek?

A: Never mind...
by Milanifan December 8, 2010
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Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
by Milanifan May 9, 2010
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WTF

Wresting Takedown Federation

From South Park season 13 episode 10.
Did you see South Park last nite?

WTF, since when is SP on on Tuesday's?
by Milanifan December 7, 2010
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MAD

Monday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to MND.

MAD allows you to get really pissed if you do MND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

Doing MAD too often is bad for your social and work life because you will come across as a alcoholic hobo and eventually will become one. MAD is best enjoyed in the Christmas / New Year period.

although MAD can be fun, TAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better.
A: I don't feel like working.

B: Me neither.

A: Shall we go for a beer?

B: Already?

A: Sure, let's go MAD.
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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