Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

by miklus June 04, 2006

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water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus April 26, 2006

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gram bag

A small bag for holding marijuana. It also has bitchin designs on it.

mike: thanks man, OH SHIT, I don't wanna smoke this weed 'cause the gram bag has bitchin' l'il playboy bunnies on it!

derek: fuck you and get baked

by Miklus April 07, 2006

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skeez

1. Universal word. meaning everything from stress to skillz.

2. Skank, hoe bag

1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"

by Miklus April 03, 2006

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