goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005

ogritis

A fictional disease that people say a very tall person may have. The disease carrier will be over 6 foot 6 inches, appear very lanky and awkward, and often will be very obnoxious and loud.

I hung out with the basketball team yesterday and i think they all have ogritis.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005

niggameyer

Yet another variation of the slang word "nigga" except with an extra couple syllables to make it fun to say fast.

Daunte is one crazy niggameyer!

by Mikey T December 15, 2004

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

coniferous forest

A word used in place of marijuana, so other people can't understand what your talking about.

Davey: (On phone) Hey Max you still got that coniferous forest at your house.

Davey's Mom: Davey is so interested in geography, he'll get an A for sure.

by Mikey T December 15, 2004

encore

What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.

Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.

by Mikey T December 16, 2004

Kamikaze Nazi Paparazzi

A Japanese warplane found crashed on American soil with a dead German in the cockpit, and a camera under his seat.

That's the second Kamikazi Nazi Paparazzi that was found on Rosie O'Donell's property this month.

by Mikey T January 29, 2005