Mikey G's definitions

freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.

Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.

by Mikey G October 6, 2003

Titties

1.) The most beautiful things in the world.
2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males).
3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth
4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.

1.) I love me some titties.
2.) See them titties?
3.) Man, those are some great titties.
4.) Titties!

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.

MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

doody dungeon

The ass, the anus, the poop chute, the bosco boulevard, the hershey highway, the bunghole, the browneye, the colon, poop tube, shit storage, etc.

Mark loves it when he slaps peanut butter on his asshole and spreads his cheeks for Rover.

by Mikey G October 3, 2003

TRL

Stands for Testicularly Retarded Loungelizard. Referring to the onetime host, Cartoon Daily. Means a sleazy corporate assmuncher, who only has balls when he is far, far away from his MTV building. Up until that point, he slurps MTV's big, fat corporate sausage until it pokes out his ass.

Did you see YET ANOTHER shitty mallpunk/shitpop/whiningweasel band on TRL? Man, I almost crapped a Cessna.

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

Patriotism

1. By true definition, the idea of caring enough about your country to criticize it.
2. Caring enough about one's country to be outraged at the utter violation of civil rights perpetrated by the government.
3. A concept used by right-wing fundamentalists to justify their egregious civil liberties violations and war-mongering nature.

The only true patriots are the liberals who CARE about the people in this country.

by Mikey G October 9, 2003

backhole

1.) What one would call an individual with no ass in lieu of the word wordasshole/word.
2.) What a man whose back goes straight into the back of his knees would have instead of an asshole.

1.) That kid is such a backhole!
2.) Aaaah, shove it up your backhole!

by Mikey G September 16, 2003