lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.
Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!
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uber newb

very stupid.

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embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.
Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.
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newb

another way for saying stupid.

continuing from n00b, this has evolved to, once again, spacked up maths conversations.

many embroidered versions of this.
Lily: haha! look at those floaty things!
Alice: lets call 'em newb!
Lily: ?
Alice: !
Teasel: God you two are such retards
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pdc

Pretty Damn Cool.

when something is... pretty damn cool.
Darren: man this new game is pdc!
Gregorio: yep. it is.
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STTTUWATQBATH

She Tried To Tick Us With A Trick Question But Actually Ticked Herself

people who are exceptionally sad. (you know who you are) and decided to make up 'shortened' versions of phrases no-one uses but definately needs.
Fred: ''Haha she totally STTTUWATQBATH''
John: ''You twat. NOBODY SAYS THAT!''
Fred: ''I do.''
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GWTF

Go With The Flow

another stupid word made up in maths. this time not in laughter at our maths teacher, who, when told laughed and said not to put her name.
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Kevin (!): dude, I dont know.
Lily and alice: GWTF!
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ud

greg: what are you doing?
fred: im online.
greg: doing what?
fred: ud.
greg: fe.
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