22 definitions by Mikey The Comic

log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic November 25, 2008

Nymphobrainiac

A person who can't stop thinking about sex.

Tom: All I ever think about is sex!
Mikey: You're a total nymphobrainiac!

by Mikey The Comic September 2, 2009

Dramastic

When something is both dramatic and drastic. Note: it has nothing to do with gymnastic.

Whoa, that was dramastic man!

by Mikey The Comic November 18, 2009

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 21, 2009

fauxmophobe

When you pretend to be a homophobe, just to mess around with your gay friends.

Tom: I'll be bringing my homosexual lover to your party.
Mikey: Ewwwww gross :P
Tom: You're such a fauxmophobe.

by Mikey The Comic November 30, 2010

Five Shizzle

More than fo' shizzle.

Some person: Hey Mikey, are you SURE there will be tickets to your show tonight?
Mikey: Fo shizzle man! Actually, make that a five shizzle, I'm definite!

by Mikey The Comic August 13, 2011

Retwixing

When you remix a retweet by adding your own thoughts to the end of it.

An example of Retwixing (retwixer's comment after initials).

RT @mezenscene: Ah, Vogue forums. Is there any question you CAN'T answer? MM: I'm sure if you throw them some physics they'll be stumped!

by Mikey The Comic January 6, 2010