Mike hunt's definitions

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

mother fucker

a word commonly used among NIGGERS, often pronounced motha fucka.

isnt it about time you gave me my motha fuckin money nigga

by mike hunt December 18, 2004

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

antiwar protestor

a gay piece of shit who doesn't understand that sometimes war is the only way.

Hey look at that antiwar protestor over there.

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2003

whiggikan

a black, mexican, white person who tries to act all three

cody, conner and blake

by Mike Hunt July 4, 2003

cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003

hard lickin' pussy eatin'

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.

That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

by Mike Hunt February 27, 2004