root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Video Ho

One of those girls who is very conservative, but then when the camera is on her, is anything but.

Have you ever seen Girls Gone Wild

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

qx

In scrabble the most feeble attempt at a word to try to get rid of two letters that will never be used otherwise.

"QX" is not a word!!!
---Shut Up

by Mike Truitt August 06, 2003

MTV

a once great television station that was based off of the ideals of "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" but now has become an overcommercialized boyband haven with little to no actual music being played, ironically

Road Rules
Real World
Cribs
Need I go on_

by Mike Truitt July 11, 2003