Definitions by Mike Truitt

Jesus junk 

The best damn kind of junk there is

Jesus junk by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

Red 

Red is my boy

You're my boy Red!!

Red by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

MTV 

a once great television station that was based off of the ideals of "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" but now has become an overcommercialized boyband haven with little to no actual music being played, ironically

Road Rules
Real World
Cribs
Need I go on_

MTV by Mike Truitt July 11, 2003

Jesusville

The best damn place to live

I live in Jesusville and you do not! Na na na na na

Jesusville by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

deadparty 

A party in which is occupied by only dead people.

I am having a dead party and you are not invited, breather!

deadparty by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

choked the shit out of her 

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

choked the shit out of her by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

propaganda 

When a government says one thing to intentionally get the public to believe something that is mostly lies.

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

propaganda by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003