7 definitions by Mike Reilly

dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

A.F.I.D.

asian female immigrant driver

watch out, that AFID is pulling out!

by Mike Reilly October 17, 2003

chocolate suprise

While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.

Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.

by Mike Reilly March 19, 2005

hangdown

Slang: Male genitalia

"My hangdown smelled like skank so the bitch hit me with a smoothie."

by Mike Reilly November 14, 2003

fucktion

the heat generated by having sex

Gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it's warm now--must be the fucktion

by Mike Reilly October 17, 2003

Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

by Mike Reilly March 19, 2005

smerdy reeba

Smerdy Reeba: Croatian for smelly fish, but translated into english by dirty suburban kids meaning stank pussy.
Ones vagina that resembles the smell of a dead walrus. Generally found in women with lack of personalities and women who suffer from sea donkeyness.

Amanda who convienently has no personality has a smerdy reeba.

by Mike Reilly March 15, 2005