Definitions by Mike Read

jam bands 

musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.

jam bands by mike read August 7, 2003

eastender 

either a crap soap opera about cockney wanker or the real life place where true cockey waners live

everyone's talking about it- yeah they are saying thank fuck I don't live in the east end like these tossers.

eastender by mike read August 7, 2003

cor blimey 

catchphrase of your average cockney wanker

cor blimey arthur, aren't you garring (trans: going) dahn va car lot?

cor blimey by mike read August 7, 2003

tossing 

either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad.

jamie oliver said "it's been a good night's tossing once again, guvnah."

tossing by mike read August 7, 2003

President Reagan

recommended for deletion

I cannot recall

President Reagan by mike read July 31, 2003

Cockney Wanker 

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

Cockney Wanker by Mike Read July 27, 2003

mockney 

someone who, bizarely, wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney wanker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice.

That Jamie Oliver is a right mockney wanker

mockney by Mike Read July 27, 2003