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Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.
by Mike Payne May 23, 2008
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Get the minners mug.After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
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by Mike Payne February 15, 2008
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by Mike Payne March 5, 2008
Get the banana hammer mug.emo kids have long hair that cover their eye and face. they wear thick eye liner because they think it makes them look dark and deep. They wear disgustingly tight clothing because emo is one step below transvestite. Emo kids listen to emo music, in which the singer bitches about his shitty life and lost love, and they play the same shitty guitar chord progressions in every single song. emo kids are total and complete flaming homosexuals like the famous butt fucker mike payne. Nobody ever moves or dances at an emo show, they just stand on their and observe. emo kids have no real problems in life but they love to pretend like they do. they sit in the dark all day and cut themselves and then cry themselves to sleep at night. Nobody likes emo kids becuase they are incredibly annoying and they are complete faggots who have no soul and dont deserve to live.
by mike payne July 30, 2008
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by Mike Payne March 14, 2008
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