Mike Payne's definitions

storing tuna

An excuse for getting caught cheating

When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

family switch

When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.

When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.

by Mike Payne March 6, 2008

staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.

Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

womb socket

Slang term for vagina.

Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."

by Mike Payne May 5, 2008

banana hammer

When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.

When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

Comb the Rabbit

Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.

After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.

by Mike Payne February 15, 2008