Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.
by Mike Payne July 27, 2008
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by Mike Payne March 06, 2008
Get the family switch mug.When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
Get the storing tuna mug.Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."
by Mike Payne May 05, 2008
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by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
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By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 03, 2008
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