pook guy

1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages
1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."
by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004
mugGet the pook guymug.

noya

about to whup your ass....
It is 5 00 pm and it is time to go NOYA on the foosball table!
by Mike Oxlong June 10, 2006
mugGet the noyamug.

captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.
by Mike Oxlong April 09, 2004
mugGet the captain morganmug.

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!
i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie
by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003
mugGet the hair piemug.

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!
yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!
by mike oxlong April 18, 2004
mugGet the thumb suckerjeff morganmug.

Bukake

Massive male orgy with one female in the middle getting facialed
"She was very eager to join my Bukake"
by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004
mugGet the Bukakemug.

bump

BUMP to bring up somebody's post typically by posting the word "bump" on a message board
Can also stand for
Bring
Up
My
Post
bump!
by Mike Oxlong February 12, 2003
mugGet the bumpmug.