Definitions by Mike Honcho FS

alternative fart 

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

alternative fart by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

Curry Bomb 

a poop so stinky that it infiltrates the dry wall. Similar to how the smell of curry lingers in the kitchens of Indian families.

I'm not sure what you ate last night, but we'll probably have to move after you dropped that Curry Bomb upstairs.

Curry Bomb by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

Test Wipe 

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

Test Wipe by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

No Spray No Lay 

A common phrase among bathroom attendants at strip clubs referring to improving a patron's overall aroma via a healthy squirt of Drakkar Noir or CK One.

"remember son ... No Spray No Lay ... and remember to drop that ducket in the dish"

No Spray No Lay by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

Joey Howard

When you are titty-fucking a woman and accidentailly poop on her chest.

I was having a great night with my girlfriend until I accidentially went Joey Howard on her.

Joey Howard by Mike Honcho FS May 7, 2010