Mike Comanche's definitions

nostril peeper

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

foodist

A FAT person. Someone who worships food.

Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Lezbophobic

Extreme dislike of lesbians.

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

footblinder

Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!

Cristie M. is a footblinder.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

pussuade

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.

Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009