Mike Comanche's definitions

memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Jew Egg

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Laydee

A woman you LAY.

MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.

I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!

by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009

Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.

The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.

by Mike Comanche May 5, 2009

nostril peeper

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009