free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.

I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!

by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009

Net Nerd

Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.

Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!

by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009

welfare mom

A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.

Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.

by Mike Comanche March 13, 2009

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009

cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Laydee

A woman you LAY.

MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.

by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009