bethulah

A teenage female.

I love bethulah ATM.

by Mike Comanche March 05, 2009

welfare mom

A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.

Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.

The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.

by Mike Comanche May 05, 2009

free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.

I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!

by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Laydee

A woman you LAY.

MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.

by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009