Mike Comanche's definitions

bethulah

A teenage female.

I love bethulah ATM.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009