Definitions by Mike Comanche

floaters 

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

floaters by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

flying fuck maneuver 

You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.

Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.

flying fuck maneuver by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.

Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!

minutemaid by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

bethulah 

A teenage female.

I love bethulah ATM.

bethulah by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Gayze 

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

Gayze by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

'69 by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

kara-archeologist 

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

kara-archeologist by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009