Mike Comanche's definitions

Godporn

Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

pussuade

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.

Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Strippertution

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.

PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

flying fuck maneuver

You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.

Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Lezbophobic

Extreme dislike of lesbians.

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

welfare mom

A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.

Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009