When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?
JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?
BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.
Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
Buy a
oral contraception
mug!
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?
MIKE: I only watch Godporn.
CLARENCE: What's Godporn?
MIKE: Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!
MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".
CLARENCE: Well, He does.
MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
A teenage female.
I love bethulah ATM.
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
Buy a
slutterly ridiculous
mug!
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
