Mike 's definitions

hugieo

my bitch

"hugieo get over here and suck my dick" said hugieo's mom

by mike June 16, 2003

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 2, 2005

Triple O

Out of Order. Usually used when discovering a soda machine/ATM is Out of Order. Sounds like "triplow" when said.

"I wanted a soda, but the soda machine was Triple O."

by Mike May 3, 2004

fumanchoo

Senor Fuman came from Spain and made his home in Choo, China. The odd facial hair grown in that region, with beginnings from Senor, is known as a fumanchoo.

Yo, man! Check out that pimp's fumanchoo!

by Mike September 22, 2004

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004

switchblade symphony

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!

Darkwave goth.

by mike December 29, 2003

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004