Mike 's definitions

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

by mike January 6, 2004

glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on

Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.

by Mike May 7, 2005

ring rot

wot gays get from butt fucking too much!
resulting in the skin around the anus splitting and becoming infected!

that faggot can't sit down he's so has ring rot!

by mike January 6, 2004

bliatch

what black people use to wash their clothes

hey nigga, pass me some bliatch

by Mike July 3, 2003

projects

A place where I live and it is not all that good, but I got a roof over my head.

West Brighton, Park Hill, Stapleton(Staten Island)/ Redhook, Gowanus(Brooklyn)

by Mike May 10, 2003

Hay-bailing

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!

"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".

by Mike January 22, 2005

ozzfest

An annual summer festival which my whole life depends on:-).Started in 96 by Headliner Ozzy Osbourned wife Sharon.Ozzfest became a platform for Nu Metal(which was getting big at the time),it became a place where bands like Korn(2003)Deftones,(hed) pe,slipknot,fear factory(1999)and Snot(1998) could play with Ozzy and 18 other bands.Now that hardcore music is getting big.Ozzfest has a bunch of hardcore/metalcore bands on the feat in 2004.I couldnt be happier.

John:1999 was the best Ozzfest
Me:I agree,2003 had good bands like Korn and Nothingface too,but 99 was better.
John:2004 sucks
Me:dude you suck

by Mike April 25, 2004