Mike 's definitions

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

TDK

TDK, an acronym of "Typical Dick Kev." Used as a noun.

Sigh.... well that was a TDK.

by mike April 12, 2005

Whale

an attractive female (used in code)

Dayum!! Look at that whale

by Mike August 20, 2003

waf

Abbriviation for "What A Fag"

KIAL: Mike only paid for his share of lunch
ME: Waf!

by Mike June 10, 2003

Red Tide

the worst time to eat a girl out.

Hell no!!!!!, I ain't eating you out when the red tide is arround.

by Mike May 13, 2005

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

itg

its Giunta, not Guitna. ^^

"ILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS U FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!!! DONT SAY TAT AGAIN OR YOUR FUCKING DONE"

I go to school

Man approaces. "What did u say yesterday on the net?"

me: "Err... nothing... lOl i was kidding :/"

by Mike January 24, 2004