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Yolk and gabble

A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show.
Look at her dripping Yolk and gabble all over the joint. Get the bitch a drip tray. Nah get away from me! cus Honestly! Eeeeeeeew! Aaaaah she's chasing me...aaaaahhh im gonna slip in it!
by Mike June 11, 2004
mugGet the Yolk and gabblemug.

jonny monnelly

Alchoholic racoon. A species that likes to get close to other people while talking, especially while intoxicated. The natural environment for the Monnelly is the bar. In his native habitat he is free from all cares and is oblivious to reality. His natural enemy is the Caldwell. When confronted with lame comebacks from the Caldwell the Monnelly usually becomes loud, and often times puts his finger in the intruding Caldwell's face. The Caldwell usually receeds into the bush and more debt after the altercation is finished. When in the bar the Monnelly gets red, especially
when boozed. Often the Monnelly steels catch phrases from the mad pimp McDonald. The Monnelly may become extict after this generation. The reasoning behind this claim is that when the Monnelly becomes boozed he is unable to obtain an erection. The Monnelly rarely gets laid. Not nearly as rare as the McDonald though. The diet of a Monnelly consists of cigarettes, beer and cocks. The Monnelly does not eat the cocks but merely sucks on the cocks to extract the white, rich nutritous creamy semen.
The Monnelly attacked the Caldwell with a barage of insults. The Caldwell retreated and the Monnelly became both increasingly red and boozed.
by mike August 8, 2004
mugGet the jonny monnellymug.

shooty

Adjective.

1. Making extensive use of firearms.

2. Having a pronounced affinity for firearms.

3. Being proficient in the use of firearms.
1. AR-15, check! Beretta, check! Ma Deuce, check! Vulcan, check! I am several different kinds of shooty!

2. I like guns, I like guns, I like guns, guns, guns... I am shooty!

3. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home! They're not much bigger than two meters! I am shooty!
by Mike December 7, 2006
mugGet the shootymug.

Hot Topic

All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.
Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.
by Mike January 4, 2004
mugGet the Hot Topicmug.

Douv

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.
Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.
by Mike March 21, 2005
mugGet the Douvmug.

Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.
"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."
by Mike July 9, 2003
mugGet the Sandy Vaginamug.

snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug
1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!
by Mike November 26, 2003
mugGet the snapmug.

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