Hot Topic

A company that I own stock in and made tons of money off because the stock has split several times since I bought it. I'd like to thank all the 16 year olds who shop there. When I take my next vacation, and I'm reclining in the first class cabin, I'll propose a toast just for you.

Look, Hot Topic's stock split again. Let's sell some of it and go someplace exotic!

by Mike February 29, 2004

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windowze

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

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i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

by mike July 06, 2003

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Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by Mike March 11, 2005

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sweat sucker

Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back

"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"

by Mike February 21, 2005

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Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

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