Mike's definitions

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

pojaco

A word created in 1998 to describe someone of greatness, or 1337ness. Also the inspiration for a wildly popular website: www.pojaco.com

"Man I wish I was just like Pojaco.

by Mike February 22, 2005

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

smek

it means thats something is is GOOD!

if you win in a arcade geme against you friend, you can say "smek" because you happy, and you did well.

also see "aeg" almost the same thing ;)

by mike March 29, 2003

get on it

A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous.

Guy A: He's going to crowd surf with his ass hanging out...
Guy B: well hell, GET ON IT!

by mike November 22, 2004

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003