going steady

when you are in a non-commiting relationship, but are both still there until the next best thing comes along

"we're just going steady" ur gf says this to a better looking guy or a guy to another girl with bigger tits and fuller lips

by mike February 11, 2004

pooty tang

A sweet tasting malt with a wiff of
china (Can be serverd "on the rocks"
or in the microwave for 4-6 seconds)

Brad drank a sex-on-the-beach, John had
a 42 oz tequila, and I had a very refreshing pooty tang.

by Mike December 10, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 06, 2003

the Spiders from Mars

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton
3) cup-sinking champions...eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

The demise of many cup-sinking league opponents!

by mike March 24, 2005

clitdodge

a male who is scared to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Man I thought Josh was cool but he turned out to be a real clitdodge!

by Mike November 21, 2003

The Untouchables

The Essance of Excellence. Also known as The best there is, was, and or ever will be......Greatness in its purest form. 2 men, named Mike and Jaime

Wow, Mike and Jaime are just gods....No, they are better then gods, their The Untouchables.

by Mike October 15, 2004

nub

a half cut off finger

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.

by Mike February 09, 2004