Mike's definitions

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

physicist

A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.

by Mike November 14, 2004

Fatty

A big dick

Suck my fatty asshole

by Mike August 3, 2003

shiterrific

A combination of "shit" and "terrific" used as an adjective to describe something something particularly bad, in a mildly sarcastic tone. Usually in response to a question of quality.

How is that pizza?
"Oh, its shiterrific."

How was your day?
"Shiterrific."

by Mike December 11, 2003

curi

of sheer coolness

by mike July 31, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 6, 2003

noofiode

oh my gosh!

noofiode! my dog got hit by a car!

by mike October 1, 2003