Mike's definitions

Menace II Society

The greatest movie made about gang life. Better than Boyz N The Hood. Caine got fucked up in a drive-by at the end.

"I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when." -Caine, A Real G

by mike November 29, 2004

McSneeding

To incorporate the use of Botox injections into your daily lifestyle

M.C.Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she visited her Dr daily to receive injections of Botox. She now looks like she has a vacum attachment that is operational stuck to the back of her head

by Mike March 7, 2005

Cacka

Australian term, used by fishermen to describe under-sized and juvenile crustaceans such as Crabs, Marron, and especially Rock Lobsters.

I went and checked the pots this morning and they were full, but unfortunately they were all cackas and I had to throw them back.

by Mike January 26, 2004

redophile

One who loves red hair. A play off of pedophile...

He only dates redhaired chicks... he must be a redophile!

by Mike June 25, 2004

Old Bridge High School

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry

kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"

by Mike September 28, 2004

Heel

To make a bad mistake

Kerri, firing syed was a heel move!!!

by Mike March 11, 2003

Bler

Bler can mean two things depending on the pronounciation of it. Under the first pronunciation it can be used to mean a stronger version of the word "bleh"

Under the second it can be a combination of the words "bleh" and "errr" to mean a sort of depressive "duh!"

This word comes from a mispelling of the word "bleh" that seemed to fit the randomness of the conversation

1. Holy shite, today my girlfriend broke up with me and my parents kicked me out, not to mention I have the flu. I just feel so...bler

2. Oh my gosh, I failed my test because I thought that 4x8=16....blerr!

by Mike October 22, 2004