Mike's definitions

Cwappy

1 extremely full of shit. 2 suckie

1 Man that toilet is cwappy. Or. He is cwappy. 2 This is very cwappy.

by Mike December 8, 2003

Yeed

When anything goes wrong that results in ultimate embarassment of the subject (most commonly getting the shit beat out of you)

"The baseball tam lost 24-0, they got yeed!!!!!!"

by Mike May 4, 2004

Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.

I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.

by Mike May 5, 2005

saosin

melodic hardcore band from so cal. they are one of the best bands out there.

i saw saosin last night with avenged sevenfold.

by mike January 3, 2004

pollstergeist

(cf. poltergeist) — mischievous political ghost held to be responsible for pollsters' disastrous miscalculations.

Even the best polling organizations in US seem to be besieged by pollstergeists who prompt them to misleading predictions.

by Mike November 4, 2020

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by Mike May 2, 2004