Mike's definitions

depth charger

when a man sticks his nose in the vaginal area so as to check the depth of what he is working with

Mannnn, i dropped a depth charger on dat girl last week and there aint much room to work wit!

by Mike May 28, 2004

Burning Sands

Burning Sands is an amorphus burning mass, that careers hither, and thither, with complete and utter disregard for any and all authority. Several drunken youths are held responsable for it. It only occurs in december, and forces them to drink to excess and engage in drunken deborchery on Rings Beach, near Mararangi, North Island, New Zealand.

Ahh! IT WAS THE CENTIPEDE!!

by Mike October 19, 2004

finger bang

when you shape your finger like a gun and go bang bang!

bang bang your dead!

by mike March 31, 2005

.

The . (period) is used to end a sentence. If you string thre of these together like so, "..." you get what resembles a pause.

This is the sentence, and here's the end.

Bob: "Why did you do that?"
Bob's son: "Um... uh... I... I don't know

by Mike October 14, 2004

Fizulice

Reference to that which is of fullice background.

U will have this fizulice in you.

by Mike March 30, 2003

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

Caffinated

Hyper, At full speed

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk

by Mike March 12, 2004