Mike's definitions

Waffle

Large sagarajic ring from a gumball machine

Get that damn waffle away from me biznatch!

by Mike February 5, 2004

kinfolk

hillbilly word for family, especially extended family.

me and my kinfolk is gonna go drink moonshine and squaredance in the barn.

by mike October 18, 2003

Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004

creeptastic

excessivly creepy and or scary. it is a funnier way of putting creepy...

those red flags and black tape on my poptarts pouch make it the most creeptastic poptarts pouch ever.

by Mike November 6, 2004

banana mudshark

asian female particularly fond of black men

Soon yi is a banana mudshark.

by mike June 1, 2004

Judo-Christianity

The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).

Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity

by Mike December 19, 2005

sellout

When a crappy band finally makes a song that sounds good.

It's a commonly held belief that Metallica's sellout song is "Wherever I May Roam", an excellent piece of music.

by Mike May 8, 2006