Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
by mike March 19, 2004
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Stoner Kevin

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time
your high you must be a stoner kevin
by mike December 14, 2004
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Ember

by Mike June 03, 2003
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Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.
We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.
by Mike November 13, 2004
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together

If you are told you and a friend of the opposite sex are now together you are simply closer friends. This does not mean you are dating or exclusive friends. You are simply trying to get to know each other more without limiting other options but in hopes of becoming a couple. Actions will include talking more and hooking up.
We're not going out but we are together.
by Mike March 29, 2005
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sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish
My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.
by Mike February 03, 2005
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McSneeding

To incorporate too much botox into your daily lifestyle
M C Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she went to her dr daily to receive injections of Botox and now looks like she has a vacuum that is turned on attached to the back of her head
by Mike March 07, 2005
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