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Vye

Someone who drives a 1995 Ford F150 and is a pussy.
Hey look, its that old truck with that pussy in it, Vye!
by Mike April 25, 2005
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ripped

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior
dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!
by mike September 16, 2003
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dead horse

When sailors returned home from a voyage, they would be paid off in one lump sum. Most would then stay at shoreside establishments catering to sailors until their money ran out. When that happened, the owners ("crimps") would advance money so that the sailors could purchase more food, rum and "companionship" at that establishment at inflated prices.
For centuries, it was common practice to give a sailor one month's wage in advance when they signed on for a voyage. This advance was intended for the purchase of needed clothing and other gear before departure. Often times this money went to repay the crimps. By the middle of the 19th century, captains were paying the advances directly to crimps for providing crew, bypassing the poor sailor. Thus, most sailors would be working only for their food for the first month of a voyage.
This food was supposed to mostly consist of salt beef. Food provisioners, whenever they could get away with it (which was quite often), would substitute much cheaper and chewier salt horse for a portion of the salt beef. Even when salt beef was provided, some of it would have been in casks for years before being given to the crew to eat, making it as hard to chew as salt horse. It was quite usual for the crew to refer to their food as salt horse when it was bad, or dead horse if it was worse than bad.
So, for the first month the sailors were working only for their food, their salt horse, their dead horse. They were said to be "working off their dead horse," and were referred to as dead horses themselves. Flogging them to get them to work harder was a waste of energy. Thus, "you can't beat a dead horse" to get any more work done.
Seamen Smith is still working off a dead horse until we hit our next port.
by Mike January 29, 2005
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Mugulla

You never take out the trash you lazy Mugulla.
by Mike January 19, 2004
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Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
by Mike May 5, 2005
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Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.
1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.
by Mike March 19, 2005
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BRACCIOLE

Italian in origin, used to describe lazy italains that sleep until 4pm and do not shower.
Evan Esposito is a goddamn BRACCIOLE, its his turn to wax my grendle today.
by Mike November 22, 2004
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