Mike's definitions

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

phaecopheliac

A person who is obsessed with shit

Put that shit down u phaecopheliac

by Mike January 15, 2004

right and proper

1) Used in conjunction with a declaration of action.

2) An emphasis added to a statement in place of completely, utterly, totally, etc.

3) A phrase added to a statement to imply justification for an action.

1) If you don't put that down, I'm going to beat you right and proper.

2) "I'm completely screwed" becomes "I'm screwed, right and proper."

3) "We'll arrest him, right and proper."

by Mike January 11, 2004

super slam

Having sex with a girl in every oriphis.Hopefully in a particular order.

I got me a super slamlast night Dave.

by mike February 4, 2004

bgs

'bloody good stuff' can be used with anything but has particular use when tasting or talking about beer. Can be sent on phones and chat for quickhand.

person 1: What do you think of girl x?
person 2: bgs

by mike October 27, 2001

fuzzbuzz

A scheme of books and stuff for kids to read who aren't so hot at that kind of thing. Kids who might be known as remmy's

The fuzzbuzz books

by Mike February 14, 2004

fwoomph

An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.

Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!

by Mike April 25, 2005