Mike's definitions

sussudio

It means 'sex in a studio,right now,cuz you're sooo fit?'

"And then i say the word, su-su-ssudio"

"Oh it's so nice to fuck you two bitches while listening to Phil Collin's Sussudio, oh btw. DON'T TOUCH THE WATCH!"

by Mike January 9, 2005

Bag'o'dicks

Person who has a bowl cut and who is also a real asshole.

So this bag'o'dicks comes over and hits on my lady, so I fucked up his world with a right cross.

by Mike December 1, 2004

Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

PreDictionary

PreDictionary n (pre, from Lat. prae, before + dictionary; or: predict + suffixes –ion and –ary) – a proactive dictionary that does not register words that are already in use but "predicts" new words, introduces them for the first time into common usage.

Almost all dictionaries, even those that contain neologisms, are reactive: they reflect various stages in the development of language. PreDictionary is a projective and proactive dictionary: it contributes new words that could make their way into the dictionaries of the future.

by Mike December 25, 2003

Junked

An expression for being hit in the balls Hard!

DAMN! That kid got junked

by Mike October 26, 2004

RussVerbofsky

Dumb and Ugly

That girl was so RussVerbofsky it made me puke right then and there

by mike November 16, 2003

lz mike

lazy

mike is very lz mike

by mike October 12, 2003