Mike's definitions

Jagsgate

celebrity, often used when defining someone cool

as cool as a jag.

by Mike January 25, 2004

Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.

After last night, I feel like such a slutern.

by Mike November 11, 2003

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.

They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.

by Mike March 30, 2008

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

wog

A person of ethnic minority. Usually black skinned. Nice and insulting!

Also Jungle Bunny, Spear Chucker, Coon, Nigger, Black bastard etc etc

Christ, did you see the news last night? They're letting even more wogs into the country!

by Mike June 10, 2006

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004