Definitions by Mickey_G_

Kavos 

A British commentary YouTuber. Very loud and funny. The archnemesis of ImAllexx.

Kavos: "Welcome to a new episode of What's Happening Online"

Kavos by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

Flakee 

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

meltmachine 

A melt who often spouts stupid and/or dumb shit.

Kanye West is such a meltmachine, have you heard the shit he comes out with?

meltmachine by Mickey_G_ May 16, 2018