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Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
by Mick diggler March 11, 2021
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Mister Ed

by Mick diggler January 28, 2020
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Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock
Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.
by Mick diggler August 2, 2023
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The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis
I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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Ankle buds

When a woman has her ankles pushed next to her ears during intercourse
I was hittin it so good i made her put her ankle buds in
by Mick diggler August 8, 2021
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Vaj-ind control

When a man or womans mind is under the control of a powerful vagician
Shes got him under a vaj-ind control spelll
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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