Mick's definitions

foolball

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

by Mick January 5, 2005

motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?

gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo

by Mick December 27, 2004

HAUF

A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face

Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.

by mick November 20, 2004

Growler

An old Dublin slang for a taxi. Coined due to the horrific condition of the exhaust in pretty much every taxi

"he whistled for a growler"

by Mick November 18, 2004

Webo

A person brought up in an awseome town. They usually kick ass at everything they do.

Man, I suck at life! I wish I could be a Webo.

by mick November 15, 2004

woogie

A maladjusted house cat.

Evolved from booger, used as an affectionate insult.

The woogie knocked over his water bowl again.

by Mick November 11, 2004

kadonkedonk

bigger than a budonkadonk

one really big booty

by Mick November 1, 2004