grundle

sweaty, stinky section between ball sack and rectum that girls tend to love to lick. the grundle was made famous my matt lantz.

mick kaywood plays with his grundle.

by mick May 13, 2005

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 08, 2004

fragripper

Amazing player of the game of TF1.5

by Mick April 07, 2003

motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?

gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo

by Mick December 27, 2004

mange

To purposely do sweet F A, fill in time, drag out a day at work.

lets jus mange,
What are yous doin? jus mangin'

by Mick August 30, 2008

nintendo 64

To have sex with more than one person

I played Nintendo 64 with my girlfriend last night and her best friend.

by Mick March 20, 2005